Me, Unfiltered

elizablr:

wooliebear:

themattsmith:

bestrooftalkever:

tastefullyoffensive:

Well played, mom.

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And just like that, 30% of my worries about being a parent in the internet age just disappeared.

That is amazing.

For future reference….

When I was a kid, my mom just locked us out of the house.

If only there were a way to do this to myself!